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zachxbt recounted how scammers routinely spoof phone numbers and use stolen personal information to gain trust with victims on phone calls, where they claim to be Coinbase employees informing users of unauthorized account access. They then walk victims through "securing" their accounts, but in reality they direct people to cloned versions of the Coinbase website where the victims are made to transfer their assets to the scammers.

zachxbt concluded, "Coinbase needs to urgently make changes as more and more users are being scammed for tens of millions every month. ... Coinbase is in a position where they have the power to make these changes and set a good example but they have chosen to do little to nothing ."

Altogether, around $827,000 has passed through the AlleyCat creator's Sportsbet.io account in seven months. Crypto scam-spotting account Rug Pull Finder has alleged that the AlleyCat creator is also behind other rugpulls.

The AlleyCat cryptocurrency project is based on the 1983 Atari game of the same name, though the crypto project does not appear to have any affiliation with (or approval from) the game's creators.

However, crypto media firm Decrypt reached out to a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Sphere and discovered that no such deal had been reached.

Dogwifhat creators have since backtracked, replacing the tweet with a version omitting the "officially confirmed" portion, but still claiming that they "have been in ongoing negotiations with various parties to collaborate on the Sphere ad placement". They promised to return the funds "if, by any chance, the plan is not executed".

However, poor security by the software developers allowed attackers to ship a remote access trojan (RAT) along with the DogWifTools release. Once the package was downloaded, the trojan began scanning infected devices for crypto private keys, login information, and other sensitive data. Attackers even used scans of identification documents taken from their targets' computers to create Binance accounts.

Ultimately, around $10 million was stolen from would-be scammers. Along with the virus, the people who compromised DogWifTools left an angry note on infected machines: "Solana is a fucking joke and a scam from the beginning, it was designed for criminals by criminals! As a result, we have confiscated all your crypto, because you deserved it! You people who use automated tools to run these scam tokens are fucking disgusting to us. It's about time you got fucked over for once. Solana is nothing more than a shitty platform that enables scammers and rug pullers to steal from innocent users."

They also launched an onion website containing a message: "We specifically targeted scammers in the crypto market who were using tools to gain an unfair advantage over innocent, day-to-day traders. ... We believe it was morally correct to confiscate money that was not rightfully theirs." They added that they would soon be publishing the user data they stole on the scammers.

Tsotchke's developers have reacted as any reputable scientists would to those questioning their lofty claims: "Disrespect me again and you're gone", threatened someone in charge of the project's Twitter account.

It's not clear whether Ulbricht has taken over control of these wallets, or if they are still being operated on his behalf. Either way, whoever does control the wallets made a big mistake when they tried to cash out on their memecoin stash by adding single-sided liquidity on Meteora. They accidentally initialized the liquidity pool at too low a price, allowing a MEV bot to snap up 5% of the token supply (notionally ~$1.5 million) at a discount and resell them.

The wallet operator then made the same error again with a larger quantity of tokens, selling off another 35% of the supply and losing out on around $10.5 million in notional value.

According to US prosecutors, "KuCoin was used to transmit billions in suspicious transactions and potentially criminal proceeds, including proceeds from darknet markets and malware, ransomware, and fraud schemes."

KuCoin has agreed to pay $297 million in penalties, and will leave the US market for at least two years. Furthermore, two company founders who were also charged will no longer work for the company. Prosecutors reached a deferred prosecution agreement with the two founders, who will also forfeit around $2.7 million each.

Kim admitted in an interview with CoinDesk at the time that "I really fucked up. I lost this money. It was grossly negligent. But I didn't intend to go run away with this money." He claimed that it all began when he lost $80,000 to a phishing website. "This triggered my old demons, the need to 'make it back' to preserve my reputation. ... [I] started down a negative spiral of leverage trading, raising more capital, and hiding the truth. ... By the seed round's close, I was ready to rebuild, to start fresh, putting past demons aside. But the moment I received the proceeds, something snapped. I felt compelled to make up for my missteps. Within days, millions were in leveraged longs. When bitcoin crashed, I experienced a complete wipeout."

What remains of the Zero Edge company has petitioned for voluntary liquidation in the Cayman Islands, where it was registered. Company liquidators tell a slightly different story from Kim: that Kim misappropriated most of the company's assets and then "disappeared".

The team has announced that the pause will last for 90 days as they explore options to save the project.

After the Trump family actually did launch the $TRUMP and $MELANIA memecoins, several more tweets by the @TrumpDailyPosts account appeared to crosspost additional announcements by Donald Trump on Truth Social of memecoins with names like $POTUS, $WIN, $POWER, and $MAGA. The tweets contained the date and timestamps that normally establish that a post on the account is a repost of Trump's genuine Truth Social posts.

It's not clear if the @TrumpDailyPosts Twitter account was hacked or if those running it decided to scam their followers. However, by sharing the now-deleted posts to their large following, they made around $1.25 million from people who were hoping to hop on the trend and buy in early to new Trump-backed memecoins.

The reaction to his post was not exactly warm, with lawyer Ari Cohn tweeting: "🎶Look at this grift, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say God's debasement's complete? 🎶"

After a very brief spike in token price, the memecoin collapsed.

Fournier posted on Twitter, claiming he was scammed by his collaborator. When accused of rugging the token, Fournier replied "I'm very new to crypto and I promise you I didn’t rug it." "Buddy, we see your wallet. It’s all on-chain," replied another person. Fournier, apparently not knowing he was describing a rug pull, wrote: "I literally sold because it was going down increasingly. I don’t know who wouldn’t do that."